“Decided?! What.. what, you think I just woke up one morning and thought to myself ‘How am I really gonna piss off my mom today? Oh wait, I think I’ll decide to be gay!’ Mom, just.. just stop. You know, don’t you think I already know how much easier it would be if I could just like him? I mean, it would be easier for everybody. It would make him happy, it would make you happy, it would make my life a hell of a lot easier. But I can’t. Look, I just can’t be the daughter that you want, and I’m tired of feeling guilty for.. embarrassing you, and inconveniencing you, and.. I don’t know, mom.”